The Blame Game, Fighting Idiocracy with Idiocracy

     I find it absolutely amazing that within hours after the shooting in Tuscon that Sarah Palin and talk radio were blamed for the shooting.  Nothing was known about the shooter, his politics or motives, but because it was a democrat who was shot it had to be a right-wing nut job who got his marching orders from Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh, Mark Levin and Sean Hannity.  The idiot sheriff gets on tv and starts to blame everyone on the right for what had happened, followed up by several democrats, the dipshits on MSNBC, the New York Times and every other left wing lunatic.  Then we come to find out the identity of the shooter and a bigger picture starts to emerge.  Instead of a right-wing, militia, Sarah Palin worshiper we have a pot smoking, skull worshiping, atheist who reads Mein Kampf ( I think thats how you spell Kampf), the communist manifesto and Animal Farm.  Boy, that sounds like a right-winger to me.  Now with all the facts coming out you would think that we would hear an appology?  Hell no, the idiots continue their attacks on Sarah Palin and talk radio.  Then comes the President who tells the country we need civilty.  Really? The same guy who quoted The Untouchables when refering to the Republicans by saying " if they bring a knife, we bring a gun" and during the last election telling people at a rally that "we must punish our enemies" not to mention, because liberal media will never mention that Democrats have used "bulls eyes" on Republicans long before Sarah Palin did.
     With this said I feel that if the left is going to blame the right for the most idiotic things then I will do the same for items I feel that the left should be held accoutable for:
     My back pain, Dora the Explorer, Justin Bieber, Jersey Shore, slow drivers, snuggies, chia pets, reality tv, the Green Bay Packers, allowing MTV to be on the air even though they don't play any music videos, those annoying commercials for the lawyers who sue every medication maker, customer service representatives from foreign countries who can't speak English and you spend the next hour trying to figure out what the hell they just said, taffy, light beer, fat chicks in halter tops and Daisy Dukes, kids with mohawks, turkey bacon, cough syrup that doesn't work, people who say riiiiiiiiight, chefs who "deconstruct" their foods, Vince from the SHAM WOW commercials.
     Pretty stupid isn't it?
(For those who are easily offended, take it easy, this was meant to be funny)