An Open Letter to Packer Fans

         Dear fumunda cheeseheads, this Sunday will be the first time since December 14, 1941 that the Chicago Bears and the Green Bay Fudge Packers have met in a playoff game, in which the Bears beat the Packers 33-14.  Think about it, that was 7 days after Pearl Harbor was attacked that they last met in post season.  Alot has changed since then but one thing has not, how annoying you are and how much the Packers suck!  Thats right, the Packers SUCK!  That is not just my opinion but fact (I believe it is in the Bible some where).  Think about it, when there are tornados people flock to Lambeau Field because ther are no touch downs there and when the police are looking for abused children they go to Lambeau Field because the Packers don't beat anyone.  But don't take my word for it, look at who your number 1 fan is.  But if you are thinking that I am insulting your 3rd grade education by making fun of you losers I can let the facts speak for  themselves. 

                                       

                    The first time the Bears played the Packers was November 27, 1921 in which the Bears beat the Packers 20-0.  Impressive you say, not quite, in 182 meetings the Bears have beaten the Packers 92 times and the Packers have beaten the Bears 83.  The biggest ass whooping the Bears landed on the Packers was on December 7, 1980 where the Bears schelacked the Packers 61-7.  Thats what I call an ass whooping.  Not to be out done if you Google insulting the Green Bay Packers you get 3,080,000 results compaired to insulting the Chicago Bears where you only get 294,000 results.  That leads me to believe that people really hate the Packers.

I guess the one thing that really makes me sick is the fact that as an Illinois resident I have to see you cromagnoid idiots wandering around aimlessly with your green and yellow shit attire and that stupid block of cheese on your heads.  You know what that cheese block looks like, a yellow vagina, which is what the Packers are, big vaginas.  Even your patron saint Brett Favre couldn't take the smell any more and had to leave.  So take it from me, come Sunday when the National Weather Service issues a flash flood warning because of all the tears from Packers fans crying because of the beating they just took, just remember one thing, you are losers, always have been and always will be.   GO BEARS!!!!!